iconic video of my childhood
I can’t reblog this without providing a link in case anyone doesn’t know what this is. Because everyone should know what this is, I feel.
ok, true story. my professor saw this video a long time ago and thought it was really funny and he wanted to do a collab with the person who made it. so after a ton of researching he found out it was this teenager in california, and he called his home to see if he could contact him. his parents ended up answering, and so he told them about the video and asked permission to talk with their son. well the thing was they didnt know about the video. so after my professor told them about it, they looked it up and were super angry about all the profanity and crude humor and so they grounded their kid for a year. my professor got the creator of this video grounded by his parents, the internet is amazing.
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When I meet a friend’s friend and they leave us alone together
Spoiled rabbit growls/thumps when you stop petting it (´；ω；`)
PET ME ASSHOLE
Daughter finally stands up to her Dad.
The wife laughing in the background is fucking adorable fjlsdbfjkadsfadsfas
An interesting fact for everyone.
Chinese star anise can be used to ease rheumatism and synthesize flu vaccines.
Japanese star anise can cause neurological damage and seizures.
Can I get this on a shirt?
oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity
i hate this post because this always makes me feel the opposite of hopeful.
why cant people love the good and bad in others. i have some broken parts and some awesome parts and it is totally possible for someone to find me in the book store not reading bukowski but they can find me there and after getting to know me love the shit out of me and while it is true no one can fix others and you gotta be your own superhero isn’t it possible to find a side kick that will help you and vice versa. this just sounded alot like you’re broken of course you won’t find love and thats just not trus
Exactly. Is it really that bad to hope that you’ll find someone who will help?? Like jesus christ if I thought I had to survive completely on my own, if I didn’t have my little fantasies of finding someone who cares and who loves me in a bookstore or a bar or whatever, like… I don’t know. What would be the point? I’d be long gone
You won’t allow me to go to school.
I won’t become a doctor.
One day you will be sick.
Poem written by an 11 year old Afghan girl
This poem was recorded in a NYT magazine article about female underground poetry groups in Afghanistan. An amazing article about the ways in which women are using a traditional two line poetry form to express their resistance to male oppression, their feelings about love (considered blasphemous).
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
I’ve come to the conclusion that Sam and Dean would take one look at Night Vale and burn it to the ground, civilians be damned.
i’ve come to the conclusion sam and dean would drive into night vale and spontaneously combust from being exposed to sexual and racial diversity and women who don’t die within a week
a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha
Tumblr is starting to be a dick to cis and hetero gendered people and fuck this if it continues, I’m leaving.
hetero gendered ? ? ?
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WILL IT BEARD (by Stacy Thiot and Pierce Thiot)
This is far the best and the dopest project we seen lately, we are quite sure that you seen it all over the interwebz (like here on Buzzfeed).
WILL IT BEARD is a neat Tumblr about sticking things into Pierce’s beard and making cool photos of the results. Simple, fun and really cool. We love how they use different platforms for this, make sure to check out their videos too!
As you know the rule, we will exhibit his brilliant photos in our header gallery for the coming week, plus we will post them on our Facebook and Instagram as well.
Go Stacy and Pierce, go!
this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media
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